Jello Bath for Two

EVERYONE SHOULD TRY IT ONCE !!

 A Jello bath is one of those things that many have heard of but few are nervy enough to try. The thought of shoveling gallons of solidified gelatin out of a tub afterward, or needing an expensive plumber to come suck the jiggly stuff out of the pipes kills the idea for most people. Fortunately, all that trouble is unecessary. You can get the feeling of a Jello bath without literally squishing through a tub of solidified gelatin. It's all about texture, and just a few packets of gelatin are enough for a unique bath experience - slick, slippery water, a terrific smell, and bragging rights forever.

INGREDIENTS: 

6 - 7 packets Jello powder, perferably sugarless 

 Ingredient note: You're not going to be eating this Jello, so select your powder by scent, not flavor. Red powders in the tub can look like something out of a horror movie, so consider purples instead if you want a berry scent.

 GARNISHES:

Ice cubes. 

INSTRUCTIONS:

Gelatin dissolves best in warm water, and sets best in cool. Therfore, choose your starting temperture according to personal comfort and by how long you'll be staying in the tub, though the starting temperature should not be very much warmer than body temperature. The idea is to add the powder, get in the tub, invite your partner, and then feel it slicken around you both as the water cools over the next fifteen minutes or so. Adding some ice cubes to the water speeds the process.

Ignore the temptation to lick the bath water off of any fingers or toes. However, if you have extra powder left in the envelopes, you can mix it with small amounts of very hot water to make a tasty body paint.